Ocean City, MD · November 2025
Sixteen friends, two teams, four courses, one weekend of cold rain and legally sanctioned cheating. This is the record.
Four numbers from a very cold weekend. The arguments come later.
Two players went a perfect 4–0 across all four rounds. Two went the other way, and never got off the mark. Each ball is a match won.
Miles captained the blue team, lost all four of his own matches, and got voted "FATtest Non-FAT" in a landslide: the only man without a FAT badge who played like he needed one.